In which the author tells you how to run your life -- or at least how to make the most of the fun parts of it.

For instance, inside these pages you will learn how to weather a mortar attack in good spirits; how to avoid booking yourself on the Internet into a bed and breakfast full of twee quilts and dusty tchotkes; and how to plan a dinner party that will stun your guests with deliciousness and style and not destroy your will to live with the amount of work you have to do to pull it off.

These are things I know firsthand, and things people who know me often ask me about (though I usually just book them into bed and breakfasts myself -- identifying ruffled death traps is an acquired skill). I am almost always right about everything (food, style and travel-related, anyway, and often many other things) and if everyone would just do as I say, dinner would taste better, cupcakes would not be dry, your parties would be more fun (for you), and mortar attacks... well, they always suck. I can't do anything about them.



*except laundry. I can't manage my own laundry, much less yours.





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Thursday, August 26, 2010

How To Identify People Who Are High, On Craigslist.

Click here.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/fuo/1917954349.html


ok, ok: here's the coffee table they are selling for $1,500, which they justify by saying they paid over $4,000 for it.. and yet they fail to justify that decision in the first place. But I will justify it for them by saying: they are clearly high.

Feast Your Eyes!

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